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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6064 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.