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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1112 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2368 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.