CraftyPissOffHubby | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dining with someone who can’t handle your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can order food in any language you want without judgment! Whether you’re craving virtual Chinese, Mexican, Italian, or German cuisine, we’ve got you covered. Plus, you can even speak to your adopted brother in Spanish without fear of someone blowing their top. Don’t be stuck with the bill of boring servers, come join us for a cultural and linguistic feast like no other! Who needs a redneck when you can have a rainbow of languages at your fingertips?

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

pokesmp.net

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8161	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Towns Built:	8

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	6500	Emeralds Found:	7518
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	5358	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Zombie Dances:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5686
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Emeralds Found:	422
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Farms Harvested:	812	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Votes:	6863
Void Armor Forged:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Animals Bred:	95
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1373
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chimeras Created:	3

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3120
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	176
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	305406

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net