CraftyPissOffHubby | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dining with someone who can’t handle your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can order food in any language you want without judgment! Whether you’re craving virtual Chinese, Mexican, Italian, or German cuisine, we’ve got you covered. Plus, you can even speak to your adopted brother in Spanish without fear of someone blowing their top. Don’t be stuck with the bill of boring servers, come join us for a cultural and linguistic feast like no other! Who needs a redneck when you can have a rainbow of languages at your fingertips?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4014
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	9868
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Crops Grown:	2188

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.