CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2878	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	182	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	4821
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	113
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ores Mined:	2989
Divine Spears Created:	24	Farms Harvested:	544
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	106	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3574	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!