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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5175 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Votes: | 8623 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
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