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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8527 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
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