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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8226 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
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