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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2703 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Ores Mined: | 4839 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 300 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.
we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.