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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5742 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.
we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.