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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1258 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6150 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Votes: | 8516 |
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