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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5710 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
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so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.