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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5523 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
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