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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8049 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 907 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 324263 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.
we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.