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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4187 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!
join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
