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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4376 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!
join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
