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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 745 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!
join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
