CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7825	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ores Mined:	9803	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	169
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crops Grown:	3224	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Villages Defended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3514
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Items Found:	1131
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!