CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Star Shards Collected:	239

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	247
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	5213
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	3064
Crops Grown:	8758	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	207	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Emeralds Found:	8758	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.