CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Animals Bred:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3980
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2673	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Potions Brewed:	160
Farms Harvested:	186	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	263
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3737	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3362
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Crops Grown:	5128
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	467	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8331
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Farms Harvested:	744	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.