CraftyParentz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	79
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5011
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	8628
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1239
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!