CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. These llamas have black belts in karate and are not to be messed with.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

4. We have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll dodge fireballs and ghasts while trying not to lose your lunch. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9727
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	7305	Crops Grown:	5870

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	473

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1725

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	698
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!