CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Farms Harvested:	393
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Emeralds Found:	1868
Villages Defended:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.