CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3871

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7912	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crops Grown:	4710
Buildings Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	788	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	957	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	560
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!