CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Animals Bred:	156	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchantments Applied:	271	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	181
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Animals Bred:	59

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	25373	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Towns Built:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.