CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	3342
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	157390	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Animals Bred:	92

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Zombie Dances:	8	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	288	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	533	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crops Grown:	6672
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mines Excavated:	1217
Star Shards Collected:	115	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!