CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	286	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3133	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	693	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	38
Divine Spears Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7215	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	86

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	566	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5217	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4427
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.