CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mines Excavated:	1152
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	165394
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimension Hops:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Emeralds Found:	6593
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7266	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9929	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1731	Animals Bred:	151
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	246
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ores Mined:	6396	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!