CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CrushCentral MC

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Custom Oneblock with custom features and rpg items coming soon

version 1.20 + crushcentralmc.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	594
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SchmeckNugget

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Are you tired of servers that reset their worlds or land claims that inhibit your ability to plunder to your hearts content? Look no further because Schmecknugget is the perfect place for you.

Our survival server never resets, meaning anything you build will remain there forever, allowing you to create masterpieces and have them last a lifetime. We do not make any money from donations because all donations are directly spent on upgrades to our server hardware. This ensures that gameplay is smooth and your creations are safe from crashes.

Schmecknugget is also a PvP-friendly server, where griefing is allowed. However, you must mine every single block by hand if you want to destroy someone else’s creation, as terrain explosive damage is disabled! So go ahead, show off your skills and compete with others in an unforgiving environment.

We have made sure that our server provides a realistic and immersive experience by disabling explosions and not using any land claim or grief prevention plugins. This means you need to be on your guard at all times, as other players could swoop in at any moment to take what is yours.

To make communication more engaging, we use Discord with a plugin that enables proximity voice chat. This allows you to have real-time interactions with other players and form alliances or rivalries with them. Text chat also still works BUT it has a 250 block range limit, the same range as the voice chat has.

So come on over and join our community of like-minded players who are dedicated to creating an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Remember, anything you build will never be deleted, so go ahead and start building your legacy today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

TheCrowSMP is one of the Fastest growing SMP networks out there open for Java & Cracked players. Released on 9th June 2020 and growing extremely fast, we mainly feature a Survival SMP where you can chill with your friends. We’re specially known for being one of the most unique networks, having custom features & stuff you cannot find in any other server for example custom TPA, RTP, Shopkeepers and much more which you won’t find anywhere else.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	716

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

A wild is appeared in the jungel can you be the one of the wild in the jungel of minezilla Features ▪Lifesteal ▪ crates ▪ cosmetics ▪pvp ▪ kits

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are UrEarth, a 1.20.4 Java PC-based & towny-based server focused on creating a fun and enjoyable experience, whilst mimicking real-world politics through the use of an Earth map & diplomacy in order to create a unique experience.

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	3512

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.