CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2105	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ShadowCraft

ShadowCraft is a factions/PVP Server that just started and needs players. We are hosted on a dedicated server with no lag so you can have fun without any interruptions. Our server contains a nice spawn, an admin shop, as well as a user market, mob arena, and many more. Some of those are all still in development but, join and get a head start against the rest! Join now to experience the fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpiritMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

SpiritMC us a new amazing Minecraft Survival Server with many features!

We have; A custom shop, often events, giveaways and more! We also have a bank, not P2W! We are updating so much and would love for you to join us! Please join the discord and support us in any way! (Even playing helps!)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Daegonner PvP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The official Daegonner server! We’re finally back! Just reset and released!

Factions & KitPvP! Dedicated Server, DDoS protection Cannoning Jar, Fully optimized ObbyDestroyer, mcMMO KitPvP, Crystals, Lottery 1v1, Duels, KoTHs, Auctions Instant Soup, FTop And much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Andrei1010SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

A fun and beginner friendly Minecraft server! Tips: Use the /back command to go back from where you died KeepInventory is on! Use the shop (/shop) to buy items for (sometimes really) cheap Fulbright IS allowed!

rules: [1] Be respectful [2] Be ethical [3] Use common sense [4] Any form of cheating, X-Ray Or StructureFinder is not allowed [5] No griefing [6] no advertising

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rawcritics PVP

{Towny} {PVP} {Raiding} {iConomy}

Our server is run by professional staff who keep an eye on things at all times with a player base at the ready to ensure griefers, cheaters, hackers and trolls are caught and dealt with swiftly.

We have towns and nations with PVP rules that enable you to break into buildings, search for chests within limitation and fight to the death. Blocks regen and you can use TNT to break into buildings since the blocks will return after a certain number of seconds.

Join us, though be made aware that we do not support trollish or hostile behavior and you will not find this a fitting environment if you are looking for trouble or childish laughs. Ask Silverforte if you need a town to join with plenty of space and protection for your house and items.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PureCraft MarketSquare

Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft server which has shop and dupe so join now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Farming Crafters Feed the Beast Infinity

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Farmingcrafters.

You can do whatever you want here and wherever you want. But don’t forget to run far away for the first time so that you don’t get attacked 😉

The server offers you the opportunity to teleport to other players as well to set a home point, PRO world. Overworld, Nether, Twilight etc. When you die, your items will be saved in a tombstone. You can also use the /back command if you have died. greets Ardragoon

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwordMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

New smp, bedwars and pvp server growing fast and bringing new experiences to players. Our pvp server is hosted on 1.8 giving people who enjoy the old pvp settings a chance for action. Our new economy smp is 1.20.1 allowing people to test their skills to the limits while competing for the number 1 spot. Finally, our bedwars server tops hypixels with new maps new utility and better optimization for players to enjoy

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

pwing

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

IP: pwing.net What it is: RPG Dungeon Server With new improved loot, Set items, Legendaries, sockets ** Spells and Spell Wands ** Rings , Amulets, Gloves and more ! ** Factions ** Battle Pets ** Gems and Sockets ** HP , Dodge , Lored Items ** Custom Bosses with abilities ** Minigames ** Grand Theft Auto with Guns ** Dungeons and Quests ** God Of War Dungeon – Based on Xbox, Help Kratos !

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Japura Survival City

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Japura.net PVP zombie city survival server running a lot of custom plugins. Players can create tribes to claim and protect land. A massive city is generated over the normal minecraft world, and is ready to be looted! Watch out for the endless hordes of zombies! Nobody would want to go out at night. server url: mine.japura.net website url: www.japura.net no excessive swearing. no religion/nationality/politics/sensitive arguments. no cheating, abusing in-game glitches or using mods that can affect the server. graphical mods like minimaps or lighting is OK. no spamming. zero tolerance for moderator impersonation. report any server issues with the /bug command, or on the forums. no asking for gun mods.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Neutine

KitPvP, Survival

A minecraft network with great features, enjoyable gameplay and much more! Ranging from custom weapons, classes, bosses and custom scripted server with constant updates, bug patches and gameplay improvements.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.