CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafted Cubes

Crafted Cubes!

Looking for a fun time to play survival with your family? Or just want a safe place for your kids to play Minecraft without them being exposed to bad language and actions done by older adults? Then join Crafted Cubes! Our server runs 24/7, run by CAM_ABBY11! We have awesome staff, as well as fun things to do! We have a economy system too! Check out our website! craftedcubes.webs.com!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Old Brutal Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Craftfirst

We are a German CRACKED Featurers RPG server with the following:

– classes – Abilities (spells) – mana system – New Life System – New regeneration system – Quests – Title – Admin Shops – bosses – Own items – New enchantment system – Town and Villages – User shops

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6535
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

123pvp.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kubcraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

-=Eden Universe=-Eden Universe is a minigamesand factions server, we allow people to go to Survival, Factions, Skyblock, Cops & Robbers, Teacher, Skywars, king of the ladder, PRISON, and Hunger Games You won’t get bored on this server we promise that :). -=How can I join?=- Server Ip: Play.Mrgocanes.com -=Community=- Eden Universe is well known for the nice community we have, people of all ages join and seem to make new friends every day, meet your friends now, and join Eden Universe:)! Hope to see you on our server! We have a TON of plugins and great staff. Please join today! We have a ton of people and great staff that are always on. Join today and check out the great server. We are adding a prison world on the server as a new world and may be adding more minigames. We are also recruiting staff so apply now! -=Contact=- site: www.mrgocanes.com skype: Mrgocanes

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2744	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PvPCorporation

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Here at the PvPCorporation, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. A strong point at PvPCorporation is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice. Crafted and balanced to perfection!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

darkage

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.