CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1106	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	450099

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	273
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | SMP – PVP- CUSTOM – BEDROCK SUPPORT

Custom, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, a Unique Smp that ill ensure to keep you entertained for ours we have a chill and friendly community of players and so many events that im sure you guys will love, some of the features this server has is the darkzone which is a mob zone were you can earn rewards, custom enchants, custom economy, grief prevetion, custom mining and fishing and even pvp events for those more daring i hope to see you there!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.netBedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.ipocketisland.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Chunk Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

All 100% custom and original minigames. Featured by Youtubers worldwide.

Play Minerware, Ender, Thimble, Mineshooter, BlockWars, DoubleTrouble, Ironfall, Haunted, and more here!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Farms Harvested:	712

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PikaCity Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival

Always latest Pixelmon version! Use our pixpack on the Pixelmon Launcher, or use the IP PLAY.PIKACITY.COM We offer friendly community with a busy chat! ===================================================== We have a dedicated server and have been online for almost 4 years.

Poke Hunting! 24/7 uptime Helpful and friendly player staff Human Gyms (not NPCS!) Wondertrade ====================================================

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sleepyville

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

IP: svmc.co Looking to make new friends? Tired of being annoyed by misbehaving players? Sick off all the drama some multiplayer servers may bring? Are you just looking for a great server to settle down in? Well look no further, friend!!! Sleepyville is the server for you!

We’ve got fun players and staff, a great community of fun, mature players, and a great economy that’ll keep you hooked on farming and grinding mobs for hours! Here on Sleepyville, we let the players come first. We always make sure that you are satisfied on our server, no matter what “bigger” problems we may be facing. You can build pirate ships, cabin mansions, giant fortresses, booming cities, and much, much, more! We both know you’re tired of looking for a good server. But luckily, you’ve now just found it. Don’t pass up an opportunity to visit one of the best Minecraft servers around!

Join us today and make some new friends!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hytec Factions PVP

Economy, Factions, Survival

Tired of the awful PVP servers that seem to populate server listings? Tired of terrible abusive staff that just don’t seem to care about the players? Are you just as enraged by incompetent owners as we are?

Then come join Hytec PVP.

This server is a econ focused Factions/Survival server with player shops.

We are a small server! We are always trying to add extra things to make this a better place. If you like the server, tell your friends! if you have any suggestions, please feel free to PM me.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.