CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

McRaid

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Mcraid is a Hardcore Faction server, there are many features here in McRaid, here are some features, You can mine spawners with silktouch and they will drop, you CANNOT mine diamonds, you have to TNT them, making this more harder to retrieve diamonds, Donators get sponge, which allow them to defend themselves against non donators, since non donators cannot break sponge, we have a global shop (/shopbuy /shopsell), we have a parkour in spawn, you can get good loot from it, you can INSTANTLY break pumpkins and melons, this is very good for farming.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ArcadiaCraft

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding

Hi,Im The Owner Of Arcadia Craft Im advertising the server so that u guys can play in our server this is the information about it :24/7 NO Lagg Op Factions & Minigames and also creative coming soon! i hope you could enjoy the server ! and we are currently hiring staff : mods and admins Also if you are good at building please come to us join us be the part of the builder team ! We need builder team and youtuber team !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CrucialMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

CrucialMC is a high quality server promising to give you entertainment and a great environment to play in! Currently only our OP Prison is open, however with some donations we can grow into a bigger and better server! IP: play.crucialmc.com BuyCraft: store.crucialmc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2828
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

mc.eclat.lv

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Eclat Network

Choose your gametype and join today.

We offer you 5 gametypes, for your own choice. – SKYPVP – SKYBLOCK: – FACTIONS/PVP/SURVIVAL: – EVENTS: – CREATIVE:

Join Eclat Network today, and find what you’ve havent seen before.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cubestory.de Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Take a look at Teamspeak and see for yourself! cubestory.de Password: brain cookie

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

World-Civ

Roleplay, Towny

World-Civ is a Contemporary Fantasy server based in the real world of the 1400s. Players can start off in a real nation from the era but then role play out their character’s life as they choose.

Once you have decided to become a citizen on World-Civ, you get to create the character that you’ll role play as, their personality, interests and a brief history of their life.

We have a custom map of the Earth, where you can explore vast lands. You’ll have the opportunity to create nations from the 1400s or join an existing one.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8245	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Helix Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Semi OP Factions. Helix Factions Has A Great Economy And Staff Just Ask Any Staff Member For Help Or If No Staff Is On Just Ask Another Player. Helix Factions Was Founded By ForzaPlaysMC

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Union MC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Union MC is a new OP-Prison server where we strive to bring you the best experience possible. The server features 26 A-Z ranks which can be progressed through. You may also prestige, and reset your rank in the prison to get to the next ‘level’. There are 10 prestiges to complete. Gamble your earnings at the casino in hope for a lucky win. All shops are handled through a nice GUI for user friendliness.

Join us at play.unionmc.net Join the community at https://www.unionmc.net Support the server at http://store.unionmc.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BukkitFAQ

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

You MiniGame Server

IP: BukkitFAQ.de

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Epsilon OP Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Epsilon Prison is a one of a kind prison server founded by Jpriani13. First launched in July, Epsilon Prison features over 50 plugins, a custom built map, and an insane fun gameplay experience! Ranking up from A to Z, having fun with friends and other players, auctions and mob arena are just a tiny part of what Epsilon Prison is about! You will start your journey as a “A” rank, You start at the bottom but you work your way up. The mine inside of A is made out of Stone, and Coal Ore, and the log mine is made out of regular wooden logs, and as you gather the materials and sell them to the shop, you’ll be able to rank up to B rank after $30,000. To rank-up type /rankup. When you rank up the shops and mines become better and better. When you reach D rank you get a plot where you can store your items, make a house, or make a shop to make money. The ranks go from A-Z and once you get to Z you can become FREE rank. At free rank you can have access to the real world to get rare items. When you are Free you can either prestige and go back to A rank or stay free and help your friends get there with you. We hope to see you on the server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Eden

Creative, PvE, Survival

Now running Minecraft 1.12.2!

New Eden is a new server founded as the continuation of one of the oldest Minecraft communities around. Play survival, creative, and soon many mini and PvP games, in a friendly and protected environment. Our staff are experienced and have many tools that ensure griefing is dealt with effectively and doesn’t become a long term problem. When you first join you start as an Explorer, then after playing and building for 12 hours you are promoted to Builder. Once at Builder you can work your way up to Senior and maybe even Architect. We have put some unique and useful features into New Eden, with many more to come. These include things such a dedicated resource gathering world and a custom In-game perks system.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BandaliCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

Bandalicraft Network, a community created to make your Minecraft game like you’ve never played before! What are you waiting for to join the community? We will wait for you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineZone

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our server has been running since the beginning of 2015 and has had its fair share of ups and downs, but the basic concept has remained the same: no things can be bought with real money! All your in-game money is synced across all of our servers, so you have the same balance everywhere. We support Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12

Our servers -> FreeBuild With us you and your friends can build your own city undisturbed in a beautiful place in the landscape. Or simply move into an existing city and expand it. Experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before, our server is only changed by a few plugins, so everything is based on the vanilla style. -> SkyBlock Our SkyBlock is different! Automatic kobblers, unique ore system, and much more. You must have seen that! -> CityBuild Rent a property in our city, build and explore the MineCraft world, take jobs and earn in-game money, experience the meaning of teamwork! -> Creative Build without restrictions in Creative mode with free WorldEdit! Our plots are completely connectable, without an annoying path in the middle. -> KnockbackFFA Grab your stick and try to use tricks to push the other players off the map into the void. You can buy cool and funny additional effects in the shop with in-game money.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DesperateFun

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

A great server for all your best PVP, Factions, COD Zombies, and more!!! We have lots of fun and creation. DesperateFun is a new server, but has a long history. Check out http://www.desperatefun.com and our server website desperate fun.buycraft.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DestinyLegion

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are a up and coming Minecraft Network, we have a great community, we have a great management team who will take this small network to the next level!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!