CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Land Of The Crafters

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Land Of The Crafter’s Minecraft Server. We like to offer players the survival aspect of Minecraft alongside a few enhancements made to improve your gaming. We offer: Towny Pure Survival (No creative involved with gameplay at all) Economy Auctions ChatGames Lottery ChestShop And MANY MORE! More features coming soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SpikyBite

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Come and have fun with us! We are a network of MC servers that looks forward to assist you with the best aspects and bring you the best quality for all of you!

Characteristics: Factions KitPvP Skywars Skyblock Survival Creative ON Prison and much more! spread now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RServer

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Small server with Survival, Creative Plots, & More, and a friendly community that loves to chat.

The server itself is on 1.15.2, but you can join from 1.18.1 too!

Discord – https://rserver.co.uk/discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Craft Monster

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

welcome to the best minecraft server forever! we are still in beta but working hard everyday to upgrade. we have mcmmo, towny, jobs, ma arena, ect. mcmmo is upgraded no nerfs, jobs lvl up slow but have no lvl cap so the more you work the richer you get. you can farm both mcmmo and jobs xp in ma arena without switching worlds. the world is giant so come try it out

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ShireCraft

Creative

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!