CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fishonmc

Clans, Cosmetics, Custom Coded, Economy, Fishing, ISLAND, Koth, mmo, PvP, RPG

Minecraft fishing has been revolutionized with Fish On MC, a brand new fishing simulator with new fishing mechanics and over 200 new fish species.

You are able to participate in fishing tournaments and competitions throughout the day! Not only is there fishing, but crews which you can join with your friend. You gain access to your own crew island and get special buffs by leveling up your crew. Furthermore, there is also PVP events such as KoTH and the Oil Rig (a pvp fishing area).The PVP is custom with a different health system as well as new armor sets, weapons, and pets you can obtain to become stronger than your opponents.

There are also custom fishing rod textures with epic cosmetic looks!

This server was handcrafted by DatZebra, an avid fisherman in real life who also loves minecraft. After realizing there was no minecraft fishing server like the one he envisioned, he decided to make one himself. He built, textured, and coded the entire server to perfection.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hidden Legacy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Towny survival re-imagined! Collect and play with hundreds of custom items with their own models and textures. Use custom weapons, skills and abilities to battle Hidden Legacy’s exclusive mobs and bosses, or even battle each other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crazy Economey

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mineheart official

bedrock, Earth

MineHeart is a Quality Public Lifesteal & Earth SMP Server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 Hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.

IP = play.mineheart.netBedrock Port = 19132

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Toxic Survival (Arcator)

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is a survival server trying to give players the most fun and unique experience possible with some minigames too!

To get to it, when in arcator.co.uk, type /TSurvival

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cryptic Factions

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FactionSquad

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Thanks for voting you will receive your Vote Key on the server were you can use it at /warp Crates. If you didn’t receive the Vote Key please take picture of the vote msg and ask a admin or owner to give you one.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Platinum Pixelmon

Pixelmon

Come join us in an awesome adventure, as you get welcomed into the world with a shiny starter! If you experience issues or don’t have a command, contact us on our site or msg an in game staff member!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	218

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EclipseMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EclipseMC is a survival economy server hosted in the USA [1] Keep swearing in public chat to a minimum [2] Hacking is punishable by ban [3] Scamming of IRL purchases is bannable [4] Advertising links not affiliated with EclipseMC is muteable for a minimum of 1 day [5] We reserve the right to remove any perks at any time with no warning [6] All purchases are final unless they are directed immediately to [email protected] [7] purchases may take up to 24 hours to go through [8] Paypal disputes are bannable unless the owner/admins are contacted about it and a time/date is set up [9] Harrassment is punishable by mute [10] Have fun <-- Most important [11] contact staff if you have any questions

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ultranetwork

Bedwars, Cracked, Custom Enchants, op prison, Op skyblock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Emeralds Found:	8163
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnarchyHeroes

Skyblock

AnarchyHeroes [1.7/1.8]

Server network with awesome faction server. IP: play.anarchyheroes.com | Website: www.anarchyheroes.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RecruitPvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

This a great and fun faction server. It is set up by me and a few other custom coders come in and stop by! And we DO NEED STAFF.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dank prison

Classic Prison, Custom Coded, Custom Enchants, Custom Prison, op prison, Prison, PvP, Unique

Dank Prison was Released January 1st 2018. I set out on a quest to create the best prison server possible. Realizing there was no good plugins I could just download I started creating my own. I work on server daily to improve existing code and implement new code to provide the Best Prison Experience

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Yu-Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome to Yu-Craft, THE Minecraft Trading Card Game Server (NO MODS NEEDED)

> Open packs to get rare cards! > Compete in weekly Tournaments! > Explore the Survival world and create a town! > Build your own Duel Arenas and duel friends!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sprint.net

Creative, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A tight knit community of people that love playing minecraft, server is currently undergoing development, but in the mean time come join our silly antics. it’s always a good time there.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.