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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2068 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 645 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced!
Join us for a wild ride where every block you break is actually a disguised cactus waiting to prick you, every mob you encounter is a ninja creeper ready to explode in your face, and every step you take is on a bed of lego blocks!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where instead of fighting with swords and bows, you have to engage in a heated dance battle with the Ender Dragon! And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Pain” where the stakes are high and the pain is even higher!
So if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our server and prepare to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!
