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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5410 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
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