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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Magic Items Found: 3968
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Void Gems Collected: 29 Secret Passages Found: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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