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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6268 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!