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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1475 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!