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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4216 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!