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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6465 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 718 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.
join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!
