CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GearedToSurvive

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Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PeepHub

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Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
Version	Minecraft 1.21 \| Java & Bedrock Compatible

Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TripWithoutBae

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Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

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Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TeenageTNTPranks

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Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RejectHubCraft

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so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Alien Abductions:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	1395
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Motion Madness

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magic Items Found:	4731
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Block Brain Busters

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lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mines Excavated:	2312	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Palterra Pixel

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Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NyxCraft

Adventure, alliances, Ambush, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Biomes, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, creativity, Destruction, dynamic-environment, Epic battles, Exploration, Griefing, imaginative building, PvP, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Survival, test of survival

Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity. Features:

• Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Emeralds Found:	4324
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!