CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MayoRage Minecraft Server

anger, beheading, brutality, city mayor, Community, Corruption, crime, disgust, Government, Justice, law enforcement, MayoRage, mexico, Minecraft, mourning, Outrage, political violence, public outcry, Public Safety, Server, social unrest, Tragedy, violence

LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

arab world, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, offensive, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, security council, united nations, violence

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Post Nut Realization Server

#revelation, Afterglow, awakening, deep thoughts, emotional release, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, introspection, mental clarity, moment of clarity, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-realization, Server, sexual satisfaction, Understanding

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	1227	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

☠️, Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY, 💀, 💰, 🔥

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NomNomCraft

addictive foods, Binge Eating, can’t resist, cant stop eating, comfort food, constant munching, endless snacking, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgent treats, insatiable appetite, insatiable hunger, irresistible snacks, never satisfied, never-ending munching, NomNomCraft, nonstop eating, snack attack, uncontrollable cravings

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45