CraftyNoobsBegone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	227958

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Farms Harvested:	554
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3318

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Void Armor Forged:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1419	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.