CraftyNica86 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8714	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mines Excavated:	2558

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2642
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	57

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8381
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	56

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	830931
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7