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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7072 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6161 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9548 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
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