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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5265 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
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