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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8430 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
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