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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5601 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 942 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
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